People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.
This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
scrolling by some targeted ad for a pet treat dispenser & hearing "roargia o'reefe" in a scooby doo voice in my head all the sudden
You don’t truly appreciate loss until your vape dies 5 minutes into a funeral service
she was beautifully sleek, polished, humming with quiet power, like a Ferrari F355 GTS with 6-speed transmission and steel monocoque. one could not help but feel drawn to her - unlike the F355, which had limited charm and was recalled for fuel leakage issues
Whenever I find a pill on the floor, I pick it up and eat it like a candy Idc what it is
Last week I saw someone describe the Mark Whalberg/Mel Gibson movie “Father Stu” as “The Avengers for racists” and I can’t stop thinking about it
Yep! Did you know that disability in America is just like… auto-denied the first time you apply nearly every damn time, and you absolutely have to get a lawyer to make it work the second time?
if hearing "lisa loeb's stay (i missed you) was released 30yrs ago" makes you go OOPH! stretch your hips and knees today
ALT: Lisa Loeb You Say GIF
refusing to open my mouth until the dentist solves my riddles three