GET IN LASS *slurps pint noisily*
if hearing "lisa loeb's stay (i missed you) was released 30yrs ago" makes you go OOPH! stretch your hips and knees today
ALT: Lisa Loeb You Say GIF
refusing to open my mouth until the dentist solves my riddles three
Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn’t affect you
Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.
Thankfully, I have a series of underground dens connected by tunnels that I dug with my strong mole hands.
Oh I wince every time I read that
When Walt Whitman said "I contain multitudes" he was referring to the dozens of rats he kept in his coat pockets.
I read that in Werner Herzog's voice I hope I'm doing this right.