Reader, he did fuck it up.

This man ✅licks the cheeto dust off his fingers and then "forgets" to wash his hands ✅is a sore loser at trivia and board games ✅will point out the grammatical errors in your argument instead of addressing your actual statement ✅wears a digital wrist watch

Pizza roll 🥹

People are so irresponsible with their pet rocks, like do you WANT those bastards to run away, have a litter of petosky pups you can't feed and contract bordetella Janet??

It's just such hard work 😂 my brain wants it simple. Sex. Murder. The beach.

Ilysm 😭❤️