like a classic romcom dynamic. we are the collective cher to his nic cage.

a woman with long curly hair is looking at a man with a beard .

Alt: Cher slapping Nic Cage and saying "Snap out of it!" in the movie Moonstruck

as above, so below (there's critters)

somebody let shapiro know we're gonna need another set of repairs on I-95 before this is done

Rebecca Solnit’s book “A Paradise Built In Hell” should be required reading for everyone. Basically: people are generally good & in disaster situations self-organize effectively & often joyfully. It’s when authority tries to “restore order,” that shit goes off the rails.

please include the "I've been shot at before" follow-up if possible, thank you for your service

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I have also had the reverse where it turned out every email I had sent for 24 hours was still sitting in my outbox. Hence. The lack of replies.

[nods solemnly] making risotto

Last week a nurse practitioner was agog at how clean my ears are. This week two different dental employees complimented my sneakers. You're sick with jealousy.

Need someone to upload the clip of the hockey ref saying "you can't do that"