Are you hoping to have this out for Thought Bubble?

"That was only psychic dream sex, as far as you know!"

Did you do that "Team Rocket in Smash Bros" art I vaguely remember from the tumblr days?

She's scoring a soccer goal with a bicycle kick.

Is Flesh Moai his actual name? I mean probably not but with this comic I just don't know.

I think "This bowl was made for me!" Might have been marginally funnier.

Is there the same degree of vein detail on his ding-dong?

Probably a corruption of Willy/William. Maybe his family were scottish.

Maybe moreso if you set them on fire.

I think it's quibbling over what Donkey Kong means (It's a proper noun, obvs) but the unquestioning acceptance of jumpman that makes it.