I don’t have “crushes” I have future wives. I can develop a plan to marry *any* particular beautiful woman at any time. You should be on the wife grind at all times or I will. There are 24 hours in a day, but 100 wives in my brain. That’s the wifeset at work. Grow up and get with the program

u know i’m on the wife grind 24/7

This was literally my best friend. He was extremely good at it, too. Just... lacked object permanence.

i have crushes stella i’m bambipilled

You miss 100% of the wives you do not take

Can't be a grind for you, looking like Peyton List over here. Singlehandedly bring back the Netflix and Chill meme by showing your date School Spirits. Men are gonna be begging you not to steal their wives in Jolene covers.

hardly a unique skill, but valuable. i credit the wife grind with my marriage, which may have ended but was good while it lasted.

The Wife Grind(TM) implies the existence of hashtag wife weeklies, hashtag dame dailies, etc.

Is this Time Cube for wives? Wife Cube?

i love wives so much i became one myself

The standard is actually 400 internet wives so a mere 100 is under par