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WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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all my friends are heathens make it so

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EJjoshuanortonii.bsky.social

What I like here is the detail of Riker figuring out how to emotionally manipulate Picard into arming the torpedoes. He 100% knew the answer to his question before Data's response.

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OOarrrdeecee.bsky.social

As soon as Zoom meetings became a thing, I often pictured Federation conversations starting with "You're still on Mute" or a random Ferengi being caught in frame unintentionally.

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Awesome 😄may I swipe to share with attribution?

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As per usual, Worf knows the correct answer off the damn bat but is ignored by Picard until someone else regurgitates his suggestion.

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