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Ard Collider. Omelas tour guide. (they/them will work for your purposes; avatar by Rich Stevens)
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TFtessfowler.bsky.social

I snagged a sneaky photo of @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social 's Peanut Hamper mid paint. Been getting DMs today asking when we would go live with them in my shop. It will be tonight! There will be one option for uniform Peanut and one option for custom colors! The mini horgahn is also returning. 😁

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ACardaniel.bsky.social

it's a bigolas dickolas miracle

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ACardaniel.bsky.social

If you can score a matka at Dishoom you should. It's a keyring that lets you (before 6pm M-F, at least) play a dice game to have your whole table comped. www.dishoom.com/frequently-a...

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EAamagire.bsky.social

everyone on the internet: borzois are such graceful, majestic and ethereal creatures. having three to six of them must be like living in a faerie realm me, watching my dogs eat maple leaves and throw them up recreationally: yeah exactly. you're so completely right

Bogue, a gold and white borzoi, making horrible goblin faces as she stands around eating fallen leaves off the deck
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CCconroyforreal.bsky.social

I don’t understand why entertainment outlets write and re-write that “toxic fandom” article without ever going deep on the fact that 90% of the time, heat isn’t coming from “fandom,” it’s coming from right-wing political groups injecting far-right ideas into highly visible subcultures. It’s an op.

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Mtheremina.bsky.social

WAR WLF

a very half-assed adorable medieval doodle of a werewolf. capslock reads “WAR WLF”
IG account @sahonithereadwolf:

“Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 -
1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf”
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ASadamcsharp.bsky.social

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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ACardaniel.bsky.social

oh shit, new Margaret Killjoy, all over that. thanks, Charlie Jane!

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@ardaniel.bsky.social
Ard Collider. Omelas tour guide. (they/them will work for your purposes; avatar by Rich Stevens)
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