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mike
@armyofmike.bsky.social
Former tricycle owner. 1-time spelling bee champ.
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A newscaster says "It's now been several days since the Earth transformed into Dracula." Next to him is satellite footage of the planet Earth with a fanged, devious face in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. The newscaster continues "scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is definitely Dracula's." A scientist reads a sheet of paper that says 100% Dracula and says "yep, that's Dracula." The newcaster continues "we go to the Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."
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I think I prefer the thoughtful conversations of Mastodon vs the Bluesky shitposting.

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Having been around the sun over (redacted) times now, the only thing I’ve learned with any degree of certainty is that the best sandwich shop is Jersey Mikes.

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Can do! Actively follow: MLB: Cardinals NFL: Steelers MLS: Sporting KC College: Mizzou Casually follow: NHL: Blues EPL: Wolves NBA: Lakers

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I’ve tinkered with 3D printing for 6 months now, printing designs found online (free and paid). Wanted to design things myself but it’s a steep learning curve. Then, a friend asked for custom bachelorette party favors which led to my first design. Have fun in Nashville, Annie.

Photo of 3D printed pink necklace pendants shaped like penises with the name Annie at the bottom of each pendant.
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#stlcards have spent this year in need of pitching, they've spent years looking for OF production. #AllStarGame features former Cardinals prospects shining as pitcher and outfielders. What gives? On the 'opportunity gap' ...

Opportunity lost: Welcome to would have been, could have been Cardinals All-Star Game
Opportunity lost: Welcome to would have been, could have been Cardinals All-Star Game

93rd All-Star Game is rich with former Cardinals in areas of need for last-place club: Pitcher Zac Gallen will start for NL, Randy Arozarena and Adolis Garcia for AL.

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Hello, world. Not sure if I’ll stick around but will be checking it out for a while. No-context replies in my timeline is, so far, my biggest gripe here. But no ads so far, so that’s good.

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mike
@armyofmike.bsky.social
Former tricycle owner. 1-time spelling bee champ.
4 followers15 following6 posts