Oh hell yeah

Thank you sweetest!

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Back at ya babe!

Thank you!

Whoever said humans are "the most dangerous game" did not consider me. I am very gentle. You'd probably be pleasantly surprised at how easily you could kill me :)

Tesla owners seem to enjoy when you can’t figure out their stupid door handles so I always say something like “hey man how the hell do I get into this piece of trash” to offset their joy

If I’ve ever had a crush on you please don’t be too flattered, I’ve had crushes on cartoon characters before. As an adult.

“My rights are god given” no babe your rights were given by men in fabulous powdered wigs and silk stockings

Being a white woman with curly hair is like ok who will we be cosplaying against our will today, Weird Al or a sentient haunted Victorian doll?