Some of us aren’t supposed to accomplish anything with our lives some of us are just supposed to watch tv

That's cool!

Listen, if they want me to sing along then they're gonna need to speak with my lawyer

If they know they're gonna do that they should discount the tickets

You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It’s like buying a bicycle

Lol that is sooo good

You know that thing when the band leader holds the mic out to the audience so they can sing the chorus in unison? I didn't pay for that shit. Do your job!!!

I am good with kids I treat them like adults I am always giving babies nice firm handshakes

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