Show me your pet and who they're named after. (Not really, we named her Patches because we thought we were just bringing a sick little community kitten to the vet and we had to come up with a name to put on the form. She doesn't need to know about all the other calico cats named Patches.)
I don't think I've even done those numbers but one day, one day I will skeet a banger.* *love this fuckin web site
![Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship:
REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television.
Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together?
BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie.
Q. What did you watch most recently?
BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.]
REINER George Clooney.
BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know.
REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.”
BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.”
REINER “Lock all doors!”
BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreiedzfvzpn6vjfmdnh53qypvfbz5jamzupo5rrysifikxyie5y77qy@jpeg)
🎶 And when he'd finished speakin' He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette Faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The Gambler he broke even Unaware that I had poisoned the bottle I gave him earlier as the last, fatal step of enacting my final revenge upon The Gambler. 🎶
Every day the city of Philadelphia is more vindicated.
1) people announcing the rules for how we do things on bluesky 2) same people hitting 1,000 followers and their sex pest dirty laundry is automatically exposed and they are sacrificed to ensure a bountiful discourse harvest
men have two ways of dealing with something embarrassing that happened years ago: - only thinking about it at night right before they fall asleep, and reliving the embarrassment as a personal failure (normal, healthy) - turning into a Weird Online Guy about it (bad, unhealthy)