Had a co-worker in Upstate NY whose only previous interaction with someone from Texas was when she went to College Station and some A&M girl ran up to her and said, “Iss ya birthday? It ain’tcha birthday less’n ya titties is hangin out” and I think about that story probably three times a week

American League Pennants, 2010-2024: Houston: 4 Arlington: 3 Kansas City, Boston: 2 Cleveland, Tampa Bay, Detroit, New York: 1

Finished this late last night and it’s one of the best books I’ve read in recent memory

Getting ready for Church 🙏🥰

Congrats to the Yankees for winning the 2024 Houston Astros Invitational

“Go congratulate your granddaughter for that goal” almost got me sent to Austin

Coaches that can absolutely lose it on an official mystify me. I don’t know how to do it. I get yellow cards for strategically muttering under my breath next to the AR or some pithy comment within earshot of the center official

JORDAN SHIPLEY’S AND COLT MCCOY’S DADS?