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2019 World Series (nightmare)
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Former Museum Guy, Now a Total Cliche: Teacher/Coach; Somehow both an overbearing politics-obsessed scold AND can only laugh at ā€œItā€™s ya boy tarantula dick.ā€ Orlando Palmeiro Was Safe. I love you Leeds! Leeds! LEEDS! Interests: āš½ļøāš¾ļøšŸ“–
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Had a co-worker in Upstate NY whose only previous interaction with someone from Texas was when she went to College Station and some A&M girl ran up to her and said, ā€œIss ya birthday? It ainā€™tcha birthday lessā€™n ya titties is hangin outā€ and I think about that story probably three times a week

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American League Pennants, 2010-2024: Houston: 4 Arlington: 3 Kansas City, Boston: 2 Cleveland, Tampa Bay, Detroit, New York: 1

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Finished this late last night and itā€™s one of the best books Iā€™ve read in recent memory

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Getting ready for Church šŸ™šŸ„°

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Congrats to the Yankees for winning the 2024 Houston Astros Invitational

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Coaches that can absolutely lose it on an official mystify me. I donā€™t know how to do it. I get yellow cards for strategically muttering under my breath next to the AR or some pithy comment within earshot of the center official

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Turned on the Canadiens game and the Islanders scored half a second later so I immediately changed it to see if The Ted Cruz Curse strikes again

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2019 World Series (nightmare)
@astroscounty.bsky.social
Former Museum Guy, Now a Total Cliche: Teacher/Coach; Somehow both an overbearing politics-obsessed scold AND can only laugh at ā€œItā€™s ya boy tarantula dick.ā€ Orlando Palmeiro Was Safe. I love you Leeds! Leeds! LEEDS! Interests: āš½ļøāš¾ļøšŸ“–
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