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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us while not enduring human teeth
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Reading Vance's wiki I'm hoping we get a man forced to face his unresolved daddy issues on live TV

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My retired parents got it. Looks like my awkward middle school stage paid off....just not for me

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What a cute snoot

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He's living his best comfy life 💛

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You can pry Jupiter Ascending from my cold dead hands. Corny jokes, unhinged outfits, Eddie Redmayne giving the theater kid preformance of a lifetime, a gorgeous score and so, so much more

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Sometimes they stab you and can't even 'find' blood. Medicine has been focusing on the wrong things

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My cat is a total psychopath. He has to kill anything that lives (including plants). He'd be a natural disaster outside

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Gonna ask the phlebotomist the next time they can't get a vein if I'm causing them aesthetic injury

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I can't have this and it makes me want to cry

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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us while not enduring human teeth
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