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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us while not enduring human teeth
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Reading Vance's wiki I'm hoping we get a man forced to face his unresolved daddy issues on live TV

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At first I thought nothing could be more fun than JFK jr's anti-SSRI farm, but being in jail with like 75% of United States citizens may top it

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My retired parents got it. Looks like my awkward middle school stage paid off....just not for me

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Kkerrence.bsky.social

i am crying laughing what the fuck man? “dad and i sat down and had a serious chat about how much we miss mom’s honkin jugs”

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What a cute snoot

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If this is your blunt rotation you're in hell

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MWmeo.bsky.social

its sickly sunday. repost if ur seeing this from ur fainting couch

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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us while not enduring human teeth
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