MAGA hat Marxist lol

RFK getting 6% is about 4% above his ceiling for the final results

Hillary Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

One time I thought she was rubbing the top with her thumb like a sexy snake charmer but actually was just jamming an ant down there

At least if you’re in a car you’re probably fine. The natural prey of a Florida driver are pedestrians

Where is the factory that supply all these bearded white dudes no one has ever heard of co-hosting these podcasts?

He’s just quirky like that

Pulling a random assortment of stories from the Bible section of fanfiction.net and calling it the newest testament

As a pork barrel eater and a slush fund drinker, I endorse this message

Is this account you QT’d supposed to be like a blue version of Catturd?