MAGA hat Marxist lol

Hillary Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Pulling a random assortment of stories from the Bible section of fanfiction.net and calling it the newest testament

“Werewolves can only be slain by silver” mfs when I put my lycanthrope attraction spray on a hydraulic press: 😮

Thank god for my emergency power outage fidget spinner

They’re keeping me down and emaciated at the bingo hall. I’ve run the numbers. You don’t get to 4 in a row that many times and fall short without a thumb on the scale

Omelette, or as the French call it, omelette

This is my favorite kind. Thinking you’re god because you hate on someone

Son Goku the polls

Ice cream hits so hard when it’s frozen with a rock in the middle