*switches rapidly between a bucket of ice and a bucket of boiling water* On average I'm quite comfortable.

"... sounds like a transporter malfunction left her head up her ass"

You joke (well, I think you joke), but after reading the article I wonder how they distinguished people searching for "Dances with Smurfs" Avatar vs. "Animated Fantasy Wrecked by Shyamalan" Avatar.

His sister is married to Matt Gaetz, so it would seem that the drive to make shitty life choices is genetic.

*reorders schadenfreude from Amazon, because I'm fresh out*

Don't make fun of CyberTruck drivers. By living their whole life as the sort of person who'd buy a CyberTruck, they have suffered enough.

Was there any discussion about the particular breed of cat that would be on the cover? It would seem to me that some work better than others.

I knew someone would make that joke before me.

Guns Ndegeocello

Ted Zepplin was an actual group that existed that only did Ted Nugent and Led Zepplin covers. Then there's Dread Zepplin.