He’s small enough to fit in my lap, fat belly means lap space is at a premium

Which is good because he likes sleeping right on me

That smiley is evil rofl

I email management over that shit because I’m a bitch, I don’t care, we have quiet hours

Bert still feels like the tiniest cat to me. I know 11 lbs is entirely average but I've always had big tom cat guys

thanks for delivering lore olympus a day early, amazon driver

i don't think the echo is going to show anything (i mean i fucking hope not) but should be evidence for the neurologist when i say yeah the heat makes me dizzy and headachy and my pain is terrible but there's nothing wrong with my heart

echocardiogram and brain mri day tomorrow. i don't know why i'm anxious. it's not the scared kind of anxious just the like slightly hypey kind? you know? you know. it will be fine and i don't even have to recount my medical trauma for any doctors. and i don't have to drive.

BSKY I AM BEGGING YOU FOR A WAY TO TELL WHEN SOMEONE IN A THREAD IS RESPONDING TO ME OR SOMEONE ELSE. like it was really obvious on twitter when multiple people were in a convo, who was reply to who. there's like zero indication on bsky. very annoying.

all my junk mail comes to mr lastname, and a LOT of my emails come to mr lastname (my pronouns are IN MY SIGNATURE and i use she/her at work). i've definitely been discovering more about my gender as i get older but i always knew i was not a man