He’s small enough to fit in my lap, fat belly means lap space is at a premium

Which is good because he likes sleeping right on me

That smiley is evil rofl

I email management over that shit because I’m a bitch, I don’t care, we have quiet hours

i don't think the echo is going to show anything (i mean i fucking hope not) but should be evidence for the neurologist when i say yeah the heat makes me dizzy and headachy and my pain is terrible but there's nothing wrong with my heart

all my junk mail comes to mr lastname, and a LOT of my emails come to mr lastname (my pronouns are IN MY SIGNATURE and i use she/her at work). i've definitely been discovering more about my gender as i get older but i always knew i was not a man

yeah uh, i am an extremely white lady(ish), and lemme tell you, in certain neighborhoods people sure wonder why i'm not a black man

rofl yes. as a leigh (middle) i do not appreciate the turning a perfectly good name into a, well, tragedeigh

not quite the real thing but better than nothing. WHERE ARE YOU NWS SERIOUSLY

even when i left duluth in 2010 there were a couple weeks each summer where you just died because nobody had ac. it's gotta be several more weeks by now.