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Brooke
@babblinbrooke.bsky.social
Staffed comedy writer, home owner in Los Angeles and total liar.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,561,674!

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Universal Studios Japan serves shark nuggets by the Jaws attraction.

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Call me the American flag the way I’m so gallantly streaming

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You won’t be one of those people who peaked in high school if you never peak. Follow me for more life advice.

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You get more honeys by being fly

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How long do we think it will be before Ben Affleck is dating Pete Davidson?

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I did commercials for 15 years as a kid and thought I hated it. 30 years later it turns out I LOVE it. Book me to sell your snacks. 😎

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If he isn’t leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home, I don’t want him.

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I contain multitudes (of ice cream toppings).

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Gypsy Rose Blanchard is on her second guy since leaving prison, and I’m here not even on my first guy since the Obama administration.

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Brooke
@babblinbrooke.bsky.social
Staffed comedy writer, home owner in Los Angeles and total liar.
104 followers138 following117 posts