Universal Studios Japan serves shark nuggets by the Jaws attraction.

Bro.

I’m not a nice person, so it’s just true. Lol

Bluesky is frustrating because you’ve had like 15 absolute banger posts in a row and none of them are viral.

This would be the only reason I would consider dating again, honestly. To be tucked in.

I watched a guy do karate on one last night over by Pink’s.

I’ve never seen those words together.

Literally my parenting philosophy. 🩷

I can smell this post.

👀 Sorry for your loss if you aren’t joking…