they're so good tho.. i want one

thankfully the next one is just on zoom but then we've got to go through the same process again w me.. devastating

just got out of alfredo's name change hearing and we have to do another one in november 😭 texas makes this such a pain in the ass

you're so right & it's not like it's a crazy unique name either. my sister has several students named alfredo, like do you guys not go outside? you've seriously never encountered someone named alfredo? ohhhh i want to swing on them so bad

alfredo would never call someone out on this bc he's chill but if you make fun of his name in my presence, especially if all you have to say is "har har fettuccine alfredo" - please know that i think you're a racist weirdo 👍

i can't stop thinking about my wedding and looking at the same pics over and over!!! it was so perfect

i'm about to start following random people like in the olden days so my timeline is full

thank you 😭 def my new fav pic of myself

i don't like that i can't private my account.. guess i've got to be well behaved on here 😭