just got out of alfredo's name change hearing and we have to do another one in november 😭 texas makes this such a pain in the ass

alfredo would never call someone out on this bc he's chill but if you make fun of his name in my presence, especially if all you have to say is "har har fettuccine alfredo" - please know that i think you're a racist weirdo 👍

i can't stop thinking about my wedding and looking at the same pics over and over!!! it was so perfect

i'm about to start following random people like in the olden days so my timeline is full

i don't like that i can't private my account.. guess i've got to be well behaved on here 😭