I would agree as I'm 6ft 4 but my girlfriend is only 5ft 7. It's a dilemma

That is awful. My partner hasn't suffered so badly but has had to suffer men rubbing their crotches and exposing themselves in front of her. It's very hard in public situations I know, but we all need, as fellow passengers, to look out and not ignore what's happening. However difficult.

Hobby Horses. They only play at weekends

Two parking fines in one day, how lucky am I? Actually cheered me right up, I love a good battle against big brother. Bring it on!

Benny Hill did it even earlier

That's cool! Hope he was a cowboy, terrible name for a banker

It's very inappropriate but working for a big US company we would always trawl the internal address list. Wonder if Sean D Baumgardner and Carol Cockshot ever guessed why we invited them to everything?

So close

Taxidermy

Our lanky streak of long haired piss is off on Monday, told his mum to stop being irritating when she said she would pop up to London and take him out for dinner. Wait til he needs his washing done...