It's very inappropriate but working for a big US company we would always trawl the internal address list. Wonder if Sean D Baumgardner and Carol Cockshot ever guessed why we invited them to everything?

I can see now that this is very inappropriate but ten years ago me and some colleagues at [large international company] had five favourite names from the internal directory: four Gang Wangs and a Hugh Dick

Haha! My favourite name ever belongs to a mate of my brother’s in Ohio called Wade Touchstone.