Happy turtle.

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Here in California, you can pay someone to do the horribly exhausting chore of peeling your tangerine for you.

Thank you so much!

@calumetdundee.bsky.social It's my ultimate fantasy. I would stay in this room and eat nothing but those latex sausage sandwiches.

A headline that omits his cute nickname for himself. I like it.

I'm #TeamGoat

The Bellagio fountain is awake and full of beans!

My hand to GOD, I howled laughing and the maid tapped on the door to see if I'm okay.

I don't even want to know what "Everlong" is about.