Happy turtle.

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ASPR COVID-19 Testing NAVIGATION

ASPR provide details on how U.S households can order free at-home COVID-19 tests, emphasizing the importance of testing and the ease of access.

Here in California, you can pay someone to do the horribly exhausting chore of peeling your tangerine for you.

@calumetdundee.bsky.social It's my ultimate fantasy. I would stay in this room and eat nothing but those latex sausage sandwiches.

A headline that omits his cute nickname for himself. I like it.

The Bellagio fountain is awake and full of beans!

Is the plastic digestion process simple? Please don't make me keep checking to see if it fully passed. I may be a lot of things, but I ain't one of those "poo sifters."

@calumetdundee.bsky.social Oh my!

It's nice to know that Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn't have to wait in line for her Ozempic because the people of Arkansas don't have health care, and they can't get life saving prescriptions.

My new friend stopped by my hotel for a snack. Her name Polly.