"I shall call you My Asslord," she says to the horse that much preferred it when it had no name.

I say this as a friend, don't go in there, it's... teethy

Sure, everyone loves a little ice ice baby, but who wants to deal with an ice ice teenager

I found a tooth today in an envelope. Just the one. Where are the rest of them?

They're still in the Fairy Tooth Bank, that one is probably your interest

ME: *getting into a 2-man horse costume* i’ll be front ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *sighs heavily*

*in Bryan Adams voice* Look into my eyes. You will see some squiggly floaty thingies and regular eye stuff I guess.

I am sorry I cannot hear you, I have traded my ears for gnocchis.

That'd be a good pairing for my gnocchi singing

Maybe she's bored with it