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Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
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ME: I need my teeth ANXIETY: Sure but have you considered grinding them into a fine powder while you sleep? Seems equally good
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Voted most likely to contract avian flu because I am always trying to pet pigeons
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I am never going to "hop on a call." you are going to have to throw a black bag over my head
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it’s always okay to do a little sinning first thing on a tuesday
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An alternate universe where children are forced to wear orthopedic shoes and all the books are written by women named Sheila.
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When I die I'm going to be creamated so I can be with coffee one last time.
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A new superhero called Captain Chlamydia, and trust me, this is an origin story you want to hear.
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Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
Pivo wuz here ↓
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo
180 followers147 following255 posts