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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
maybe we met on twitter.com/im_all_id
I build software and make the occasional joke
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Just checking on my investments. *seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet
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Wings shouldnāt count as a piece when buying fried chicken.
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you can have one of my cargo shorts pockets for your own personal use
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If you tried to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt for laughing at you, chances are you have depression now.
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My mom will get on speakerphone and become someone I have never met.
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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
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āIf anyone needs me, Iāll be.ā -Aristotle
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When Iām drafting a legal document, Iāll sprinkle the word āhereinā all over that shit like itās paprika.
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I ain't reading all that, your honor. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
maybe we met on twitter.com/im_all_id
I build software and make the occasional joke
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bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
1.7k followers336 following554 posts