How I feel right now is how all those followers felt when Jesus said "Wanna see me turn this fish into like a thousand loaves of bread?", right before he actually fuckin did it.

I'd volunteer to get entombed in one of these once a noble hero strikes me down.

comparing numbers is math and you clearly cant afford my rates

i've crunched these numbers and will only release them to you if you pay my consulting fee

Despite the absence of evidence, I will choose to believe you are writing a news article about Shadow Of The Erdtree being the newest Sims killer. I agree wholeheartedly.

stealing this technique for when I decide to train a neighbourhood crow to play DnD so I can better RP wildshape

don't tell my boss, he hasn't found out yet

Giant slugcat my beloved, I relinquish all of my earthly possessions to you

BREAKING NEWS: Pikachu shreds the gnar; hangs ten