How I feel right now is how all those followers felt when Jesus said "Wanna see me turn this fish into like a thousand loaves of bread?", right before he actually fuckin did it.

I'd volunteer to get entombed in one of these once a noble hero strikes me down.

I casually hope all the artists I follow on Twitter will just also migrate here for my personal convenience tbh I respect the social media grind, but my old man energy really only wants to think about one website

When I become the Omnipotent World Overseer (OWO), my first act will be replacing the word 'ceiling' with something that doesn't seem incorrectly spelled

Give me your most judgemental cat picture

URGENT: Is a pit of ooze and six goblins of middling morale enough to stop a group of four adventurers from reaching my inner sanctum? Need quick answers

me when i wake up at noon: the day is ruined and i will accomplish nothing me when i wake up at 9am and then don't do shit until noon: i am the most productive being on the planet and i will craft an engine for defeating god

There was a recent study that showed internet users spread an average of two (2) lies on the internet each day. This is misleading because no internet user has ever lied except me, I tell four hundred thousand lies on the internet every hour to throw off the numbers.

Brisket, Binturong, Bisquick