Give me the Panera suicide juice

Demonade

I cut it like an arnold palmer, and I'm still kicking. Got a weird tang to it.

"The only known product that can cure, prevent, and treat woke mind virus" Drink up!

We used to be a country, a proper country.

Thing is, this stuff will absolutely be dropped once a third person dies, and a bunch of the dumbest idiots alive are going to call that "woke" and an attack on our God given right to die of heart arrhythmia.

Don’t drink the-lemonade-that-kills-you Ben!

You don't understand Ben, at Neuralink we give the monkeys *multiple* slurp juices (they did not survive)

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Me @ Panera