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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
American businessman.
81k followers1.5k following3.4k posts

ASsickalice.bsky.social

Hey. Maybe he has to pump the fist to get the Addys to kick in so he can comprehend the situation unfolding around him. Or so I've heard.

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DNtiffanyclay.dev

I thought y'all wrote parody? This is obviously a true story lmao

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LEellisor.bsky.social

honestly, my immediate thought was that this was true & accurate reporting

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MHpedalthroughit.bsky.social

You mean… the random guy, who never fired a shot, or pointed a weapon at Trump, but who drove away, then was “captured” much later in an entirely different county and was NOT charged with any assassination attempt on Trump’s life But rather with felon with a gun charge Trump was never in danger

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Sruh-roh.bsky.social

Many people tell me he's wearing bandages on both ears now. 😬

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Aabreeze.bsky.social

...🥱🥱🥱...

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Hhammhawk.bsky.social

He knows nothing about developing new material.

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NBnearob.bsky.social

I miss seeing your teevee presence and excellent reporting of the slime space, but I so enjoy Tim Onion and hope you've found your happy place. You deserve it.

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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
American businessman.
81k followers1.5k following3.4k posts