Cracker Barrel should sell loose cigarettes

Mine gives them out free in a jar next to the take a penny dish

Yes, and also everywhere

next to the candy cane sticks

I’ve never been to a cracker barrel but I hope to go some day because I want to see just how big the barrel full of crackers is.

even better, a pinch of dip after the meal like a breath mint

...do they not? what have I been smoking all this time then?

they do. it’s in a bin called jailhouse currency. right next to a whisky bottle marked “grandpas medicine”

damn i could go for some chicken and dumplings

They did, but too many people thought they were free samples & got shot.

I'm surprised that Cracker Barrel doesn't sell whole bales of tobacco.