i love my wife...

when i get a hysterectomy im gonna demand they let me square up with that organ after its out. like what you thought i was gonna just remove u and let u just go out easy? u little bastard now that u ain't inside my body hiding like a coward anymore imma beat yer ass. im sendin u to hell myself

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fear the old shark #bloodborne

First day of Soulstober!!

thanks lol i feel like someone turned the lights back on in my brain

proof that i'm a silly guy with great taste in music. (tbh i feel honored when my existence has influenced the people i know)

it's very funny to me that everyone who gets close to me ends up with a lot of my music tastes, spoonerisms and silly quirks. you can run but you can't escape the bennienfluence™️

man i must've been seriously suffering withdrawal cos now im feeling much better again. we'll see if it lasts but hoo lordy

everyone cheer for sentimentality! hooray for being tender!