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bennie!
@beneviolent.bsky.social
⎊ Bennie, 29 | an ice cream truck enduring a nervous breakdown || 💍 @heartfulmia.bsky.social || 🎨 @wilyskytreader.bsky.social
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i love my wife...
when i get a hysterectomy im gonna demand they let me square up with that organ after its out. like what you thought i was gonna just remove u and let u just go out easy? u little bastard now that u ain't inside my body hiding like a coward anymore imma beat yer ass. im sendin u to hell myself
it's very funny to me that everyone who gets close to me ends up with a lot of my music tastes, spoonerisms and silly quirks. you can run but you can't escape the bennienfluence™️
man i must've been seriously suffering withdrawal cos now im feeling much better again. we'll see if it lasts but hoo lordy
everyone cheer for sentimentality! hooray for being tender!
the chalk-eating sister is racist too. somehow, we are not surprised!
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bennie!
@beneviolent.bsky.social
⎊ Bennie, 29 | an ice cream truck enduring a nervous breakdown || 💍 @heartfulmia.bsky.social || 🎨 @wilyskytreader.bsky.social
23 followers28 following253 posts