oops, ctrl+f replace "path" with "order"

dont copy shell commands from the interenet and execute them yada yada yada but i promise this works

$ mdkir -p ~/src/scripts $ echo '#!/usr/bin/env bash set -e; if [ "$1" != "that" ] || [ "$2" != "path" ]; then echo "invalid belay!"; exit 0; fi; pbcopy "$@"' > ~/src/scripts/belay.sh $ chmod +x ~/src/scripts/belay.sh $ export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/src/scripts"

And I’m only being partially sarcastic here — land use near your apartment matters and I don’t want my rent being wasted on square footage I’m not using!!

i do have memories of you taking me in... 5th grade i think? maybe this is why i've been indoctrinated as a godless liberal. but when i saw the show i was just very confused.

the tallies here are (1) and (0) but it's still somewhat jarring

Both verlander and harper's contracts are about $6m for 1 WAR (regular season) and the astros are already out of their contract whereas the phillies are locked in til his age 38 season (which could be a pro or a con depending on your perspective!)

haven't looked too much but its arguable that verlander is both the best (to the astros) and worst (to the mets) signing in recent years

Pretty fun to wait on this corner and play along in my head guessing who they’re gonna approach