And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
ISRAELI FRIEND: Why are all those religious Jews gathering by the pond? ME: Probably for Tashlich. I mean it is Rosh Hashanah... ISRAELI FRIEND: Tashlich? The throwing bread thing? But someone just played the Shofar. I thought they do that on Sukkot. ME: NO! HOW CAN AN ISRAELI NOT KNOW THIS?!
ME: Okay, it’s hard to have a Happy New Year with this situation, but let’s lighten the mood with some music! [Turns on Israeli TV radio]: #seriously#shanatova#Israel
You ever think how weird it is that punditry is like “sure he wants to introduce a program to make women into large breeding animals that graze in meadows but is he smooth about explaining it?”
A news outlet refusing to fact-check a debate involving a candidate whose entire ideology is misinformation is an explicit endorsement of misinformation as a valid and equal form of informationA news outlet refusing to fact-check a debate involving a candidate whose entire ideology is misinformation is an explicit endorsement of misinformation as a valid and equal form of information
For the April mass missile attack, you got off easy, “Mr. Supreme Leader”. But for this one you’re going to pay a Higher Toll-ah, Khameini. #iran#israel#amyisraelchai#pun
The map of Israel missile sirens kinda looks like a squid! NOT KOSHER! #shanatova#israel#roshhashanah#iran
