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And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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There was that one time he haf a hot start and i tricked myself that he was finally breaking out.

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Spoiler: He won't.

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Hey now it would be any guy named Timothy, who also wears a black beanie 100% of the time to hide the fact that he's bald

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Ranking pools from cleanest to nastiest: Chlorinated Pool > Unchlorinated Pool > Cesspool > Tim Pool

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Andrew Jackson was a power bottom

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I'm not helping

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Love that album

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I assume they're all drunk

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We need more high tech mobile dumpsters like this

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Turbo Sloth
@benpernick.bsky.social
Jokes, puns, sloths, comedy songs, pizza
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