"I think we may hit an all-time record this week!"

Amazing what a self inflicted DDoS can do to server demand

Based on current trends, close to no new user-seconds by April

I hope nothing but the worst for everyone involved

Since February lol. I’m guessing February was really low compared to two years ago…

Look Twitter is top for alphanumeric characters scrolled over per kWh of battery usage on both Bloomberg terminals *and* Samsung fridges! What more do you want!?

This reminds me when channels make up a demo for ratings to show they are #1 for 18-24 men who are iguana owners

The “all-time record” may not be a lie. But it’s not the record they want us to believe…

To be fair: an all time low IS technically a record.

Ahh, the classic Silicon Valley metric, CUSPDOPS per IA. Man, I remember when I first heard it…because it was today.

Who is the poor analytics intern that had to desperately invent "Cumulative user seconds per day of phone screentime" as a metric to keep Musk happy?