I just want to shoot the shit with Stephen Colbert off the record about how bad “The Rings of Power” is. It’s kind of awesome how bad it is. These season finale is just mind boggling. The sexy Brazilian elf who was totally killed the episode prior just pops up from the dead to whoop Orc ass?!?

a boy in a hawaiian shirt is standing next to a fence and says come on .

ALT: a boy in a hawaiian shirt is standing next to a fence and says come on .

The Eagle of Manwe, Lord of the Valar, the divine powers of the world who but serve the one God, arriving out of the magical west to endorse Pharazon, who will be going to war against the Valar next season, to rule Numenor over Miriel, who is loyal and faithful to the Valar, still pisses me off.