everyone long since past the point where comparatives matter, but just trying to imagine how much everyone's brains would melt if, say, Soros was out in PA literally giving people million dollar checks to vote D

I speak with certainty on this topic. Elon Musk is full of shit. Pittsburgh doesn't have an immigration crisis. We could use more immigration, actually. Pittsburgh has always had neighborhoods, and concentrations of ethnicity. It's one of our strengths. Musk is a jackass.

this was the only thing the internet should’ve ever been used for

Homecoming dance is tomorrow night and somehow there will be THIRTEEN girls here tomorrow getting ready together. Here’s hoping they don’t all plug in their curling irons at the same time.

If anyone said the phrase "emotional salary" to me, I would simply start throwing things at them

Inside three years some FedSoc dude is gonna be in front of SCOTUS demanding the FTC be abolished to protect 24 Hour Fitness

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The FTC is finally making it easier to cancel your gym membership It has adopted a “click-to-cancel” rule requiring businesses to make canceling a subscription as easy as signing up

The FTC is finally making it easier to cancel your gym membership

Maybe it will finally make gym memberships easier to cancel.

Fuck. Yes. I cannot wait for this. Please do not cancel. Please. I need to see a grown man in an ill-fitting suit accidentally deep fry his too-long tie.

Jimmy Carter stared down the freaking Reaper to be able to cast his vote for Kanala Harris. I think the rest of us can get off our asses to do the same. And vote early to avoid the lines! meidasnews.com/news/jimmy-c...

Jimmy Carter Achieves His Goal, Lives Long Enough to Vote for Kamala Harris

Early voting begins today in Georgia

I have so much unused vacation that I’m basically taking every Friday in November and December off. Can’t decide if this is brilliant or if I need to plan better next year.

The NYT wrote up a harsher piece on Obama’s exhortation to decency this week than it has Trump’s call for a Holocaust.