I HATE MICROSERVICES!!!! I HATE MICROSERVICE ARCHITECHTURE!!!!! I HATE HAVING TO USE 4 FUCKING DIFFERENT UIs JUST TO CHANGE A FUCKING NUA PASSWORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dying in a car accident where my vehicle rolls over 20 times and then the first thing i see as a ghost is a video of my death being uploaded to youtube as BIGGEST DRIVING FAIL OF ALL TIME???

a royal rumble that’s just an orgy and ur eliminated if u cum first

you okay hun? you've hardly touched your

Mmmm, tamales 🫔

Recent headshot piece that I've made for @bigblue.bsky.social 🐺

dommed into loving myself

give your city a BONER Busses On Nearly Every Road

my most bond-girl-coded trait is i think it’d be hot to physically fight as foreplay