apparently when I said I wanted to see Les Misérables someday, I should have clarified that I did not mean "unfolding on the streets around me in real time"

Surely a cybertruck could serve briefly as a submersible

every time the moderators fact check Trump he completely loses his mind

what if michael meyers finally spoke and his first words were "my knife" in a borat voice

if u are new here on blue sky it is always like this this is just how it is

I think the problem may be it’s all panic and no disco.

My neck My back My DDOS attack

Isn't it crazy that the 3 Card Monte scam still works. That shit has existed since before the 15th century & is possibly the most infamous short con on earth, yet people fall for it *all the fucking time*

MC Escher: the ceiling is also lava

COP: do you know why i pulled you over RFK JR: could be any number of things tbhCOP: do you know why i pulled you over RFK JR: could be any number of things tbh