i need a therapist but i don't need her to like. fix anything. i just need to talk to someone twice a month and tell her all the fucked up shit i saw at work and have her say "that's fucked up but you're being so brave and beautiful about it"

good afternoon public transport lovers

I got weird dejavu here and I just realised it's because I've done something similar before, as part of a CTF

the hardest part of programming is maintaining the 5/7/5 syllable count and/or iambic pentameter

Instructions unclear, am now something called "incredibly" excommunicated

Some of you need to spend less time CUMMING in ladies and more time COMING to church!

rs if you're a miserable hating bitch

why did I think this was clark kent 😭😭😭

i can't express enough how important it is to your mental wellbeing to have one or more friends, ideally a small group chat, that you can go to when you need to be mean as fuck about something in an extremely petty unfair hater-ass way. you HAVE to have a safe place to be a bitch or you'll go insane

Taylor Swift casually introducing Paul McCartney to her boyfriend’s dad.