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Blonde Matthew
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The only tour guide in Melbourne. www.localguidetomelbourne.com
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Odd combination of people at the Anzac Station open day. There's gunzels like me, and then some locals who are complaining to the guide about how their on-street parking has been removed, that criminals can soon catch a train to their area, and that Dictator Dan has bankrupt the state.

Selfie outside Anzac Station. I have the Metro Tunnel logo painted on my face.
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This guy sucks. Is Tourette syndrome a punchline to our prime minister?

Screenshot of Guardian News' live politics blog. Highlighted is a quote from Anthony Albanese "...Have you got Tourette's or something? You know you just sit there, babble, babble, babble."
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Drag king name: Carlin Jacchio

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Weird, I heard it was 'too close to October 7th,' and 'inappropriate to hold a rally today.'

A few people in Melbourne preparing for a rally. Australian and israeli flags are taped on Southbank's red stage. 5 cops walk past.
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Many of the things The Joker does are illegal. He should be in prison, NOT the movies!!

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Screenshot of tiktok. Suggested search "what did pesto penguin egg look like"
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Celebrating 10 MILLION followers!

Screenshot of @LocalGuideMelb on instagram. 10k followers is circled in red.
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Still very quiet here though

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #142,756, Blonde Matthew ‪@blondematthew.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 22, 2023"
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AI parks, rate freezes, panic booths. Yet none of Melbourne's mayoral candidates pledge to capture The Riddler. Smdh

15 question marks spray-painted on various things around Melbourne.
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"There's always a funny man in the game, but he's only funny by mistake," Lady Gaga, being funny by mistake.

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Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne. www.localguidetomelbourne.com
89 followers122 following305 posts