omg I’m going to have one

I got this one

I made a joke like a decade ago that Billy Joel could write an entire new We Didn’t Start the Fire every week and it’s only gotten more true. Just picturing him frantically writing, glancing anxiously at a clock. A screen lights up with the latest six new stories and he screams “fuck” like a reflex.

god

wow no space mutiny?!

wow dark

zomg she’s beautiful

every now and then I read the Wikipedia plot summary of tusk just so I can be like “lmao they MADE THAT?!”

Yes, people act like " doomers" are the reason people aren't taking action politically and to be honest if you were going to do something you'd see beyond a random person's despair.